THE ANSWER is probably no…however, that is not going to stop us revealing that, according to the 2011 census, there are 452 residents who, when asked what their religion was, answered: Jedi Knight.
The ward with the largest number of Jedi Knights is West Thurrock and South Stifford with 41 and the fewest is Tilbury Riverside.
They were among over 176,000 others in the UK who also marked Jedi on their form.
As a matter of record the census revealed that there are three Scientologists in Ockendon, one Confucian in Orsett, one Druid in Stanford-le-Hope West, one Satanist in South Chafford and only one realist in Grays Riverside.
The realist in Grays Riverside… fiver says it’s not Polly.
That’s a rubbish bet. Everybody knows Polly lives in a gingerbread house in la la land and bakes cookies all day for poor little orphans.