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Smutty panto poster “banned” from the Thameside Theatre


NOW, before we start we just want to assure you that if there is any innuendo in this news item, then we shall whip it out immediately.

A few weeks ago, the Thurrock Courts Players put leaflets, advertising their pantomime ‘The Only Way is Dick” around the Thameside Theatre in Grays.

However, when young children visiting the Thameside handed the leaflets to their parents, there were complaints. YT understands that a decision was made to withdraw the leaflets.

A representative from Thurrock Courts Players has privately told YT that the decision is something they have found hard to swallow.

The panto includes a number of favourites including former fireman Mike Jones, who has told YT that the panto is the most fun he has had since sliding down his pole for thirty years.

They may plead their case to Thurrock councillor Sue McPherson, whose responsibilities include the Thameside Theatre. As Sue is also a thespian, many hope that Sue will bend over backwards for the panto.

Thursday, 9 February 2017 – 7:45pm to Saturday, 11 February 2017 – 7:45pm
Thurrock Courts Players bring their naughtiest ever production to the Thameside Theatre.

“The Only Way is Dick”. An ADULT panto that will have you in hysterics all the way through. Join Dick & his pussy as they venture forth in seeking their fortune and triumph over evil.

As this is an ADULTS ONLY Pantomime, discretion is advised. (17+Advisory) Young persons maybe turned away if unaccompanied by an adult.

This show is not for the faint hearted. There will be sexual content, adult humour and naughty audience participation through out, so please bear in mind before you book.


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